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05-10-2011, 01:18 PM
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post chuck norris fun facts
ok i made this thread out of boredom......
so you are suppose to put up those goofy fun facts about chuck norris
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when chuck norris plays Left 4 Dead zombies don't dare to attack him
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05-11-2011, 10:46 PM
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The guy who screamed "AAADDDRRRIIIIIAAAAAAAANNNNNNN" got himself killed after he woke Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can kill the people on tv with just a glance

Chuck Norris has a meaner look than Clint Eastwood

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05-12-2011, 05:11 AM
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Chuck Norris's original name on his birth certificate is "Monster Hunter" and his origin of birth place is a ferrari's motor!

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05-12-2011, 07:11 PM
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chuck norris doesn't swim, water just wants to be around him
he also has a fist in his beard
his fists make the speed of light wish it was faster
his cries can cure cancer, but he never cries.
he doesnt need a gun he justs roundhouse kicks the bullets and it kills people
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05-16-2011, 01:22 PM
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Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career.
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05-19-2011, 07:51 PM
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chuck norris made the internet
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05-21-2011, 07:57 PM
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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05-22-2011, 09:36 AM
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The only reason rapture didn't happen is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked God in the throat.

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05-22-2011, 10:31 AM
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(05-22-2011 09:36 AM)ac3xx Wrote:  The only reason rapture didn't happen is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked God in the throat.

Haha! It did at my house, the hose exploded. :O

The only reason the earth spins is because Chuck Norris runs on it spinning it round. Meh I suck at this :L
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05-23-2011, 11:05 AM
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chuck norrris knows how to do the kamehameha
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